If anyone out there really loves me, they'll take me to see My First Time, a fantastic idea for an off-off-Broadway play based on this website. The premise of the play is pretty obvious, basically about the first time sexual experiences of the website's contributors.

Here are some samples of haikus submitted by audience members that I think are tres fab.

Note to my first love:
Just because you think it's big,
Doesn't mean it is.

In throes of passion.
Words tremble across my lips.
"That's not the right hole."

He was Monet.
Good from far, but far from good.
Sex was not art.

Teeheehee

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