Note to self (because honestly, who else is out there reading this?):

Anne Hathaway, aka my hero and style icon, is hosting SNL on October 4th. Can't wait!

(1) I am alive.

(2) My FINAL year as an undergrad has begun! Plus, I have a part-time job, also at uni, doing secretary work, but it's all good because I get paid.

(3) E and I are officially no longer E and I. Apparently he only just discovered how young I am (translation, I am not putting out and he's not waiting). And yet he apparently still asks about me? WTF, you forfeited.

(4) I haven't had a drink in 5 weeks, bitches.

(5) No, hell has not yet frozen over... at least, not to the best of knowledge.

I think the fact that I have finally learned how to French braid my own hair (after what - more than twenty years?) warrants its own post.

Also, I spend entirely too much money on nail varnish... too bad I'm actually okay with that. If you're wondering my favorite brands are Essie and OPI - Essie has never done me wrong and while I've had only one bad bottle of OPI, it still tops the rest. Just saying... this way it should come as no surprise that I am super-fist-pump excited that Sephora and OPI teamed up to come out with some pretty kick ass colors. Check 'em out kids.

rock on, Michael Phelps, rock on!

*IMPORTANT*

For any and all who are using Facebook, I highly recommend you check out this link. The basic jist of it is this - if you find yourself at any point in time being redirected to a webpage with the url www.faceilbook.com, STAY AWAY.